Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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