He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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