Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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