she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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