You made me cry and you don't even care
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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