just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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