i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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