I haven't been this sober since birth.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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