kristin has been a bad kristin
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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