I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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