Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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