you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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