Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Your cock deserves a montage
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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