How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If I die, sorry about rent.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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