but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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