Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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