Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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