careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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