But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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