Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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