So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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