Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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