you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
