she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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