Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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