we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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