Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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