I can tuck mytits in my pants
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That's how twitter works, right?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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