Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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