plz talk dirty to me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I touched a dick in church today
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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