I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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