i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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