Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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