a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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