Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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