Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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