Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
