Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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