Whod you bang
I bet he comes in French.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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