Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
third nipple confirmed
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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