Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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