the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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