I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Mom said you looked used
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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