Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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