i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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