I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
