just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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