Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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