No, you can still breathe under the balls.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Oh god it's open bar.
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