only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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