So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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